The 12 Worst Sex Tips From Women's Magazines

It seems like every other women's magazine cover at the
supermarket checkout line advertises articles giving women
tips on how to spice things up in the bedroom (errr, they still
publish those, right? Magazines, I mean). Here's some
of the worst pieces of advice:

1. During orgasm, repeatedly yell "CUBS WIN!"
    at the top of your lungs.

2. Eat a couple of jalapeños before giving oral.

3. Try guessing each other's STDs during foreplay.

4. Tea Party-themed roleplaying.

5. Whisper into his ear about how much you love
    cats.

6. Playing Wesley Willis songs in the background.

7. Use sexy words like "commitment" and "emotions."

8. Forceful karate chops.

9. Pretend you like it when he comes on your hair.

10. Insert penis in vagina. Thrust.

11. Chocolate dipped morning-after pills.

12. Drive your man crazy by serving bacon halfway
      thru sex.

Worst Tattoos Ever

Everybody and their uncle has goddamn tattoos these days. Myself
included, as I have several. Yes, I can be a band-wagon-jumping
retard too. I'm not made of wood.

Anyway, the excellent Failblog brings us a constantly-updated,
reader-submitted collection of the worst tattoos you're likely to see
(outside of, maybe, the crowd at a Molly Hatchet show).

Here's a few of my recent favorites:

Brutal is right! Someone's been in prison.

 















So that's where it goes when I pull out! 'Preciate it, ho.




Anyone heard the old Misfits song, "20 Eyes"?
Turns out it's about cats.



Aaaand, the best/worst tattoo ever...




Yes, Marilyn Monroe fucking crucified.



More here: http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/

8 Worst Ballpark Promotions

With the major league baseball season now underway, many
ballparks across this formerly great nation often hold special "theme"
days and events to entice fans into sitting through 3 or so hours
of the most boring sport on Earth. Here's some of the worst ones:

1. "Free Four Loko" Day

2. "The Situation" Sings the National Anthem

3. "Bring a Mental Patient to the Game" Day

4. Pretty much any Mets game

5. "Get Your Picture Taken With Barry Bonds" Day

6. Win a private workout with Jose Canseco

7. Free anabolic steroid clinics

8. RATT concert before the game



Go Rangers