Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Worst Bank In The World

JP Morgan Chase.

This bank is a piece of shit. If you've ever banked with them,
there's a very good chance you share this sentiment. I used to
bank with these animals back when I lived in New York years ago.
When I moved out, I took that as an opportunity to close my
checking account with them, as all I got from them was crappy
service. I made the mistake, however, of keeping a couple of
credit cards with them.

They jacked up my interest rate a couple times despite always
paying on time and having great credit. The last straw was
when I made an online check payment one time and put in my
account number and it was incorrect by one digit. Immediately
they jacked up my interest rate to the default rate (close to
30%) and charged me an NSF fee, which they would not remove
even though it was obviosuly because of a clerical error on
my part. So I said fuck 'em, I closed my accounts with them.
I was happy to be away from these greedy pieces of shit.

I was banking with Washington Mutual for years, and was
very happy with them. But they went bankrupt several months
ago and were bought out. By Chase. So Chase is my bank, again
(through no fault of my own). And again they piss me off
constantly with their slowness, greed and incompetence. I'll
be changing banks soon (a hassle I don't need right now).
Hopefully my next bank won't go under as well and get
bought out by these nazis.

On that note, check out the excellent blog Chase Sucks, at
http://www.chase-sucks.com/ It does a great job of
shitting on this awful bank.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Worst Cable Company In The World

Do you enjoy being forced by your apartment complex to use
a crappy cable company, or having said company be the
exclusive internet provider for your apartment complex
or gated community? Do you enjoy overpriced yet extremely
shitty service? Then you're going to love the piece of
dog excrement known as Ygnition! Networks. Go to Ygnition
Sucks! to read more about the worst cable company on Earth.

http://ygnitionsucks.blogspot.com/


UPDATE: Blog is offline as of September 2010.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Cleveland Sucks

Cleveland is a city that I should have included in
my Worst Cities in America list. You may better
understand why that is after you see these
hilarious YouTube videos my friend Tom brought
to my attention:





Tom also adds this tidbit about the Cleveland area:

I drove through Cleveland once...I kid you not, but as soon as
we got off the highway to take a pit stop, the first thing we saw
were at least a half dozen naked children playing in the street
with no adult supervision anywhere in sight. Some of these kids
were riding bikes naked and no one walking down the street
seeing this seemed to think it was out of the ordinary.
Cleveland is much like I'd imagine Baghdad or any other
third world place is like.