Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Worst Colleges (For Getting Your Money's Worth)



Good fucking luck!
















College takes a long time, it's difficult, and at least in America,
it's fucking expensive. The average level of student loan debt for
an American student is over $23,000, and about a third of students
don't even stay enrolled past their first year. When choosing a
school, it would serve you well to research how good of a return
on investment you're likely to get for your (or your parent's)
money, so that you can feel a little better when you hopefully
graduate and receive your potentially useless college degree.

Tuition.IO has come up with a handy list of the worst colleges
as far as ROI. They also have a list of the best ones, but this
blog is not concerned with the "best" of anything, so fucking
find it yourself. We have featured a couple of "worst college"
lists on this blog before, and I'm mildly surprised to not see
any of the schools from those lists on this one, unless I've
missed something. The schools on this list are spread all
over the USA. You have Concord in West Virginia (#10),
Jackson State in Mississippi (#8), and Medaille College
in New York (#3), for example.

For the rest of the list, click HERE.




http://www.tuition.io/blog/2013/03/worst-10-colleges-for-roi-how-does-your-school-rank/

Monday, March 4, 2013

The Worst Reality TV Shows

















Ahhh, reality television. How else do the dozens (or hundreds?) of
broadcast, cable, dish and satellite channels now in existence fill their
countless hours of airtime? They can either air movies or reruns of old
sitcoms, or they can spend what seems like a few dollars and cheaply
produce hours of shows featuring people yelling/doing stupid things/
being mentally ill. And why not? Your average reality show episode
has probably already paid for itself after its first commercial break.
Unfortunately, the networks' inclination for filling time with cheap,
fake, painfully-scripted "reality" is that TV is now littered with more
shit shows than anyone can possibly keep track of. And quite
frankly, it's becoming increasingly difficult for connoiseurs of crap
such as myself  to differentiate which ones are "the worst". I asked
the internet what it thought about this urgent, important subject,
and here's what I found. Click below to see what may truly be
considered the worst of the worst, past and present...


About.com's list of the worst reality shows

The Week.Com's list

"10 Reality Shows That Make Me Question My Generation's Intelligence"

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

13 Worst Predictions For 2013

What does unlucky '13 have in store for us, since 2012 unfortunately
failed to bring about the end of humanity? Here are some things that
we might see over the course of this new year:













1. President Obama comes out as a brony.

2. More movie trilogies of reboots of remakes of characters from
    other media.

3. Real Housewives: The Musical

4. School shooters who only kill other school shooters.

5. Florida is finally kicked out of the United States.

6. Donald Trump kills himself after 5 minutes pass without someone
    paying attention to him.

7. Forget tattoos and piercings: the next hot thing will be neck
    elongation.

8. Equality of opportunity for all citizens (just kidding!).

9. Osama Bid Laden still alive; is actually Joaquin Phoenix.

10. iCrap, the world's first toilet/tablet, sells out in 30 minutes.

11. More movies about the precious, quirky adventures of upper
     middle class white people with interesting, easy jobs.

12. At least one NFL player -- or 83 -- will get arrested for something.

13. Ultra-conservative gays form the Teabagger Party.