Worst Movie Scene Reenactment Ever

Thank you to my friend and groomsman Tom P. in San Francico,
for once again bringing to my attention something hilarious/
disturbing he found online.

This time around, we have a reenactment of a scene from
Predator, featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl
Weathers.

I know, a true classic. So, how can this possibly be made
better? By having two 13-year olds cheaply reenact it...
in blackface.

Actually, this seems to be just one kid putting together
this award-winning performance, not two, which adds to
the deliciousness. Also, for some reason, I am reminded of
what Al Jolson would've looked  like if he could've turned into
the Hulk.

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Worst New TV Shows For The 2012 Fall Season

The new television season --whatever that means anymore--
 is nearly upon us. Here are some of the new offerings from
broadcast and cable networks:


1. Mad Men...In The 80's! (AMC)

2. Real Housewives of Mogadishu (Bravo)

3. Girls, With PMS (HBO)

4. Mob Chef (FOX)

5. Parental Figure Makes And/Or Sells Drugs (Showtime)

6. Game of Thrones: On Ice! (HBO)

7. Redneck Country Drivin' an' Fishin' an' Redneckin' (History)

8. Toddlers & Tiaras: CPS Edition (TLC)

9. Nerds Are Funny (CBS)

10. This is on Logo? I Didn't Know This Show Was For Gays! (LOGO)

Worst New Blog

I, like most bloggers, love starting blogs and then abandoning them.
Except for this one, which I do update, I just do it like every 20
years. Here's my  latest blog destined to be completely forgotten
in about 3 weeks: Weird Transmissions. It deals mostly with
shortwave radio (a big hobby of mine), but will touch on radio in
general. Visit it at: http://weirdtransmissions.blogspot.com/

Thanks!

Worst Songs Ever

As a bitterly arrogant music snob, to me, 99% of all popular
songs ever recorded would qualify for a "Worst Songs Ever"
list. So I won't even try to make a personal list of songs I
consider the worst. For one thing, it would be osbolete
every few weeks (or days). Instead, I direct  you to a few
lists of the worst songs ever released. These are certainly not
very current, so you probably won't see as much Katy Perry,
Gotye, Nickelback, Kelly Clarkson or LMFAO as you might
expect. Yeah, I said Gotye, fuck you.


First, we have Wikipedia's list. Too short, but very instructive:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_music_considered_the_worst


Then, there's AOL Radio's list. The blurbs could've been better,
but this is AOL we're talking about:

http://www.aolradioblog.com/2010/09/11/worst-songs/


And finally, a pretty decent list some dude posted on HubPages:

http://dj-funktual.hubpages.com/hub/100-Worst-Songs-of-All-Time


And remember, commercial radio: repetition is the best way to ruin
a song, even a good one.

Miami: Worst City In America

If you've read my article "5 More of The Worst Cities In The US",
you know that I hate the State of Florida with every cell in my
body. You also know that I think of Miami as some sort of post-
apocalyptic, empty-headed, Cuba-obsessed, no English-speaking,
crime and drug-ridden, shitty school-having, traffic choked,
annoying, rude-ass hellhole. Psychologically speaking, I don't
consider this dump to even be part of the United States
anymore. How bad does a city have to be to make you root for
Fidel Castro?

Well, I am far from alone in my thinking on this issue, as
evidenced by the multitude of anti-Miami opinions on the
internet. I recently stumbled across a page selling a "Miami
Sucks" t-shirt, and it has a  user comments section. What
a gold mine of  Miami-ragging! I've pasted below some of
my favorite comments:


HateMiami:

You're led to believe that Miami is some sort of
tropical paradise,full of beautiful beaches, great
nightlife, great women and that Miami is simply
bubbling with culture. Sure, it has palm trees
and the nightlife is great, if you're prepared
to shell out well over $200 to go to one of the
clubs on South Beach. Miami is no paradise though -
in fact, it's about as far from being a "paradise"
as you can get. You'd think that with the tropical
climate, people would have beautiful and lush
gardens, but in reality, people here tear down
trees and plants and replace them with asphalt
and concrete. Miami is no paradise - it has
become a third world banana republic that broke
away from the United States a long time ago.

 maiya:

I am a high school English teacher in Miami. I
must say, I totally agree with hatemiami. I have
been living in Miami for seven years, and never
in my life have i met such rude, uneducated,
ignorant people. I am desperate to get out. I
plan on doing so sometime next year, in fact.
I could probably write a book on how disgusting
MOST of Miamians are...however, I would
probably kill myself in the process. My
students are flat-out lazy, whiny idiots...
who have learned their uncouth behaviors
from their lazy, whiny, idiot parents.

  
Born and Raised says:

For the most part I agree. Miami has been
hurt as much as it has been helped by the
drug trade. In the 80's when the feds
stopped the drugs from flowing in like
they were, Miami went into a serious economic
downturn. A main good point about this
city is also a huge bad point...
Cultural Diversity. Everyone here is
ethno-centric and hating on the next man.
it creates this "crabs in a barrel"
thought process. There are view people
here who take on the idenity of this
region. Everyone is from someplace else.
The question "Where are you from?" here
has a completely different meaning. I
have lived in Miami and in Fort Lauderdale
and I would say to the the Northern
person looking to move down south to
move to Fort Lauderdale. it has the good
things about MIami with less of the bad.
Oh... and when you Newyorkers
come here to live STOP TALKING ABOUT
NEW YORK!! I could give a s***!!

   
Lanie says:

 I lived here for a few years and the experience
left me completely freaked out. It is so
interesting to come here and read so many
others saying exactly the same things I was
thinking. I don't think there is another city in
the world that inspires such disgust. I have
lived in many cities in the U.S. and outside as
well, and this place is corrupt to its core.
Like so many others, I too, was surrounded by
people trying to rip me off or crap all over
me at every turn. I would say almost every
single encounter, "friendship", business deal,
whatever, involved something ugly..Wait, no,
a small handful of people were decent. What is
really weird is that there is something in the
air--even other recent arrivals like me, who
seemed perfectly normal, make mean Miami
zombies overnight.

TWAT ALERT says:

"MIAMI IS THE BEST" - of course you're Cuban.
If you hadn't bothered to add that little
piece of information, we'd have guessed
anyway. You probably wouldn't know culture
if it came up and bit you on the --- I bet
your musical taste involves plugging your
one remaining brain cell into Y100 or Power
96.5, or maybe you're one of those dumb refs
who still plug into the reggaeton stations.
You probably drive a Honda Civic, living with
your parents in either Hialeah, West Kendall
or Westchester.

Anyway ref, I feel sorry for you, for
having never experienced real life, outside
of Miami where the GROWN UPS live. You'll
still be a dumbass when you're 60 years
old, beating your wife and yelling about
Castro. You and people like you are the
losers. Miami is the end result of decades
of undocumented immigration, i.e. letting
uneducated monkeys such as yourself in.

       And the presumably satirical comment that sums it all up:

      
The Situation says:

     

Miamidoesnotsuck you right man but seriously I think
you been watchin my show too much. i know u want
to be like me Mike The Situation Sorenntino but
first u got to lick my balls at the gym, eat my
butt while we tan, stroke my penis on our/my boat.
U have to be bisexual to club in Miami son. Girls
love dat. BTWY how come all the girls in the club
are broke and live at home with their parents.
Good thing we got our pad/efficiency.

 LOL MIAMI  ;-P

Lots more hatred and arguments here: http://strihs.com/miamiflsucks



  

The 16 Worst New Cable & Satellite TV Channels

1. Hitlervision

2. BBC Antarctica

3. Fat Guys In Leotards TV

4. AllHolocaust

5. Tea Party After Dark

6. The German Scat Porn Network

7. MTV 7 (this one will play music, for real now!)

8. C-SPAM

9. The Pawn Stars Channel

10. Telemundork

11. Fox News 2

12. The Mets Channel

13. Chancre News Network

14. The Background Noise During Sex Network

15. The Weather (In Albania) Channel

16. The Oprah Winfrey Network

The 50 Worst Politicians in America

Yes, I know a list of the worst politicians could theoretically
be as large and pointless as a list of the most alive living
organisms, or the worst tasting kinds of poop. But the folks at
TruTv's website have done a mighty decent job of compiling a
list of some the worst jerkoffs to hold office in the United
States, past and present (but mostly present and recent past).
'Ave a look, guvnor:

http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/government/worst-politicians/gallery.html?curPhoto=21

Worst Hiatus Ever

I have reached the point that virtually every personal blog reaches sooner rather than later: Having no more time to update it and/or no desire to do so. I've also got a very busy next few months between trying to change jobs and going back to school, so I'll be going on an indefinite hiatus. Enjoy
the archives. See you when I see you!

Worst Colleges in America

America has almost as many colleges as it has lawyers and
autistic kids. It's often hard to sort through the extremely numerous
higher education options out there in order to pick the one that will
get you a degree that will actually get you a job (not a good job,
this is 2011...ANY job will do). The excellent Washington
Monthly  has done its part to help out the educationally
discriminating by compiling a list of the "50 Worst Colleges in
America". Here's numbers 6 to 10:


6. Baker College of Auburn Hills (MI)
 7. University of the District of Columbia
8. East-West University (IL)
9. Haskell Indian Nations University (KS)
10. Crichton College (TN)
 
More here.

Navigation note

I have recently let the domain name "worstofeverything.com" expire,
as it was just not bringing enough traffic in. I get plenty of views,
they just come directly mostly from Google/Bing searches. Please
use worstofeverything.blogspot.com to reach us from here on in.
But I guess if you're reading this, you probably already know that.

Anyway, new posts coming soon or something.